My kid likes to chew on things

Did you notice that the nice pretty Onesie stickers all start out like this:



But end up like this:



Let me show you why.


Hi mom.  You want me to sit nicely for pictures?


Then perhaps you shouldn’t put this nice white toy next to me.


I’m just going to chew on his arm a little.


Then swipe it all over the sticker.


And rub it in, for good measure.


Oh, were you trying to fool me with a paci?




You were wrong.

Obviously.