Buddy might go missing...

Tonight is my last night with Buddy and I might shed a tear.  Or 500. 

 
Buddy-I'm going to miss you.

Buddy?  Are you listening?

Buddy?  Don't you care?

Aren't you going to miss us?

We're going to miss you.

I mean, most of us are going to miss you.

Travis might not.  But he's a grouch, so just ignore him.

But Cailey here...Cailey's really going to miss you.

So just for Cailey's sake, we're going to go ahead and pretend like you disappeared.

And when enough time goes by, we'll introduce you back to Kerry as our new dog that we named Buddy in honor of her disappeared puppy.

I think she might buy it.

But I sure wouldn't want to be there when we have to tell her that he's missing.  He's so cute and cuddly, I can't imagine that it'll go over too well.

So maybe that's not such a good idea.  *sigh* Fine, I guess I'll just have to give you back.  But try not to forget about us, won't you?  We'll miss you ya know.